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Three nuns left the church and headed out for a wild night on the town. When they returned, however, they were immediately summoned individually to an audience with the Mother Superior. The first none entered the study and confessed, "I saw a man's thing last night." The Mother Superior replied, "My daughter, to atone for your sin you must cleanse your eyes with holy water." With those words the first nun departed.
The second nun entered the study as soon as the first had departed and confessed, "I touched a man's thing last night." "My daughter," replied the Mother Superior, "to atone for your sin you must cleanse your hands with holy water." With those words the second nun departed.
A short time later as the two nuns were cleansing their eyes and hands, the third nun came running out into the courtyard where the holy fountain was housed. "Outa the way sisters," she declared, "I gotta gargle!"
lol I thought that's what was coming.
omg!. that was funny!
Awwww, I've heard this one before.
I heard that one from, of all places, a teacher at one of the training centers for the blind that I attended.
oh my ... Ugh ...
Uhm, yeah.